Animals Who Got Too Close for Comfort to People

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Animals Who Have Gotten Too Mixed Up In Human Affairs

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Updated Nov. 18 2019, 2:12 p.m. ET

There are a lot of animals who have figured out a  way to survive despite human encroachment. This pigeon, for example, was determined to build her nest in the exhaust vent of his house — no matter what obstacle a home owner put in her path. Even if that included chicken wire and metal spikes — she still persevered and came back with more twine and twigs for her new home. (SPOILER ALERT: it took another animal to eventually scare the pigeon away). But it was still a seriously impressive effort and a reminder that it was their world first, and it will probably be their world after we're gone, because they're smart as hell! 

Just look at all these animals who are slowly moving in on human territory. Can we really tell the difference between us and them?

Like these deer who bring friends over for snacks:

Deer brings his friends back

These owls that have important business matters to discuss:

Owls were born on my colleague’s windowsill a few weeks ago and I. Just. Can’t. Even. pic.twitter.com/W6ZjP5TCZ6

— Michael Lens (@mc_lens) April 11, 2018

This bear was just cruising the bar:

This starfish that is really judging you:

He does not approve. from r/funny

This cat who is trying to help out around the house:

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?!

These owls that are just super curious about tech:

The dog that drives:

Day in and day out he drove himself to work on the same mind-numbing road that he’d been driving for years, his eyes glossing over at the mere thought of his banality. There, he would enter data with indifference for eight hours of grueling tedium before driving home on the same road that inched him closer and closer to death by day. There would be no “Welcome home!” No “How was work?” Nothing but the silent reminder of his insignificance, a catalyst for lonely dreams to be disturbed only by the blare of his alarm clock. Shower. Brush teeth. Eggs by 6:57. In time to do it all again. A dull and calculable life that could have, at the very least, protected him from what was to come that fateful Tuesday morning. // #allworkandnoplaymakesjackadullboy #sickallweekin450sqfeetmakesrileynutty #thankgodforwriting #ohandmydogisactuallyalady #withahumanbody #justdeterminedtogetthatsquirrel 😂

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This dog who strongly objects to Google's privacy invasion:

Source: Google Maps

This cat who really thinks your diet is its business:

https://jupiter2.tumblr.com/post/165048468383/the-mini-fridge-nazi-says-no-food-for-you

These sheep who have quietly replaced dogs:

The cat that is no longer phased by rush hour:

Turkish cats don’t have time for your bullshit. pic.twitter.com/VNm91g4jL6

— Ali Arikan (@aliarikan) February 15, 2018

These dogs throwing an on-top-of-the-house party:

Important update from mom pic.twitter.com/NkW4RA61t7

— Cooper Fleishman (@_Cooper) April 13, 2017

This dog who is a total Leonardo DiCaprio stan:

The baby elephant who won't settle for less than a hug:

This wild rabbit who really wants inside the house:

And finally the bear who wants to do the most human thing of all—eat too much pizza and pass out.

Bear entered Louie's Pizza on Tejon. Removed by DOW pic.twitter.com/8eojCSXrdh

— Springs Police (@CSPDPIO) September 14, 2015

The animals are better at being people than us. Surrender!

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